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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Xplumberlives » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:40 pm

Anytime you need one, just shout!
"All modern aircraft have 4 dimensions: span, length, height and politics.
TSR-2 simply got the first 3 right. ”
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Wedgy » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:21 am

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Wedgy » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:13 am

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Mayfly » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:35 am

  be more aware the fury of a grumpy old man!!!!  
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Nickolas » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:45 am

hear all, see all, say nowt.............
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:37 am

Mayfly wrote:
  be more aware the fury of a grumpy old man called Spitfire!!!!  
=))
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Sooty655 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:40 am

Nickolas wrote:hear all, see all, say nowt.............

Which becomes a less attractive (Yorkshire) motto when the second line is added -

Eat all, drink all and pay nowt.
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby RLN » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:06 pm

An' if tha duz owt fer nowt, do it fer thissen.

Nowt wrong wi that, cocker.

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Sooty655 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:45 pm

RLN wrote:An' if tha duz owt fer nowt, do it fer thissen.
Nowt wrong wi that, cocker.


As a Yorkshire man myself, I'd say it sums up exactly whats wrong with Yorkshire, but I had the sense to get out many years ago, so I'm probably no longer qualified to comment. :p
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Nickolas » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:49 pm

I wasn't going to add lines 2 & 3.
I feel they detract from the ethos of neighbourly behaviour.
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Sooty655 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:49 pm

Nickolas wrote:I wasn't going to add lines 2 & 3.
I feel they detract from the ethos of neighbourly behaviour.

My point exactly. :D
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Spitfire » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:58 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:
Mayfly wrote:
  be more aware the fury of a grumpy old man called Spitfire!!!!  
=))


  Be very respectful of the very well balanced younger man - the one with a large chip on EACH shoulder ......called XPL!!!!  

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:54 pm

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))


I wonder, is it warm enough in Cornwall to remove an anorak yet? :-o
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Spitfire » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:49 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

I wonder, is it warm enough in Cornwall to remove an anorak yet? :-o


Not quite - I walked back to the car park in St Ives this evening - beautiful day - sea flat calm and hardly any wind - and did think about taking it off as I walked - but thought better of it - need to keep my old bones nice and warm - and you just can't beat a nice comfortable and well worn anorak for that :D :p
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:52 pm

Got a tent up in the backgarden and wearing shorts and teeshirts up here in the Midlands!

Hula-Hoop is camping with his Scout Troop in Burghley Park this wekend!
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Spitfire » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:02 pm

Yes - as soon as I got back from work the anorak was thrown off and the shorts and teeshirts also surfaced for a spot of sweet pea planting :D
Calm evenings with not much wind are a real rarity down here - and it is such an evening - still light down here too - bet its dark up there.... we're nearer the equator see :D :p
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Mayfly » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:09 pm

Spitfire wrote:Yes - as soon as I got back from work the anorak was thrown off and the shorts and teeshirts also surfaced for a spot of sweet pea planting :D
Calm evenings with not much wind are a real rarity down here - and it is such an evening - still light down here too - bet its dark up there.... we're nearer the equator see :D :p



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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:21 pm

=)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Spitfire » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:05 pm

Mayfly wrote:
Spitfire wrote:Yes - as soon as I got back from work the anorak was thrown off and the shorts and teeshirts also surfaced for a spot of sweet pea planting :D
Calm evenings with not much wind are a real rarity down here - and it is such an evening - still light down here too - bet its dark up there.... we're nearer the equator see :D :p


I here Wind-Eze Tablets are good!!! :p


Oh now if we are talking THAT kind of wind then evenings without that are non existent =)) =))
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Wedgy » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:02 am

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Wedgy » Thu May 06, 2010 8:31 am

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Spitfire » Fri May 14, 2010 9:02 am

Very thought provoking........ :p :p


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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Aceyone » Tue May 18, 2010 8:33 pm

Some of life's saddest and happiest discoveries take place in the bathroom !
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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Wedgy » Wed May 19, 2010 8:43 am

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Re: Thought for the day

Postby Wedgy » Thu May 20, 2010 8:47 am

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