Thought for the day

[Wedgy]

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.

[Wedgy]

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself

[Wedgy]

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence

[Wedgy]

Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamilar territory

[Nickolas]

"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

Got this from a friends facebook profile...... so someone has asked this question.

[Spitfire]

Relativistically speaking, there is no objective frame of reference in the universe; all events occur relative to the observer. Thus the only valid frame of reference is the observer's own. So the world really does revolve around me!

[Wedgy]

Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been whisky

[Xplumberlives]

I wondered what happened to this thread!

[Wedgy]

Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold

[Spitfire]

Nostalgia is not what it used to be!

[Xplumberlives]

Perhaps this thread should be re-named, what about - Thought for the WEEK!

[Sooty655]

More like a handful of thoughts every three months

[Xplumberlives]

Just like London Buses, nothing for a while then three come along!

[Spitfire]

History is a thing of the past

[Wedgy]

It's never too late to have a happy childhood

[Wedgy]

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine

[Wedgy]

Don't let yesterday use too much of today

[XR219]

If "you are what you eat" why am I not a chocolate digestive biscuit?

[Hula-Hoop]

If all is not lost, where is it??

[Xplumberlives]

No two Zebras are marked the same! UNLESS there is a counterfeit running around!

[Wizzy]

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first

[Wizzy]

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool

[XR219]

I'm English, therefore I crave disappointment.

[Mayfly]

If you see an Armourer running - keep up with them!!

[Thumper]

I was told that to achieve inner peace I must finish everthing I have started. So far I have finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of Wum, a pockage of prungles, a bot of Prozic, a valuminum perscripton, sum cheasecayk and a bocks of shoclate. Ewe haff no eye dier how amazin eye fill!