Thought for the day

[Nickolas]

Anti rape advice...........
Girl with skirt up can run much faster than man with trousers down...........

[RLN]

What if he's a Scot?

[Aceyone]

What if he's a Scot?

Then he's a tartan can't run anyway

[Wedgy]

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Rather current I feel

[Hungry Haggis]

What if he's a Scot?

Then he's a tart an can't run anyway

Love it

[Aceyone]

What if he's a Scot?

Then he's a tart an can't run anyway

Love it

Blimey! took long enough ,didn't it ?

[Hungry Haggis]

What if he's a Scot?

Then he's a tart an can't run anyway

Love it

Blimey! took long enough ,didn't it ?

Note to self must try harder .Didn't see this till now sence of humor took a nose dive lately.

[Aceyone]

What if he's a Scot?

Then he's a tart an can't run anyway

Love it

Blimey! took long enough ,didn't it ?

Note to self must try harder .Didn't see this till now sence of humor took a nose dive lately.

As has your spelling



Julius Caesar landed in Cantium in 55 and 54 BC, the first Roman expeditions to Britain. He recounts in his De Bello Gallico v. 14:

"Ex his omnibus longe sunt humanissimi qui Cantium incolunt, quae regio est maritima omnis, neque multum a Gallica differunt consuetudine."
"Of all these (British tribes), by far the most civilised are they who dwell in Kent , which is entirely a maritime region, and who differ but little from the Gauls in their customs".


Says it all really

[Sooty655]

Julius Caesar landed in Cantium in 55 and 54 BC, the first Roman expeditions to Britain. He recounts in his De Bello Gallico v. 14:

"Ex his omnibus longe sunt humanissimi qui Cantium incolunt, quae regio est maritima omnis, neque multum a Gallica differunt consuetudine."
"Of all these (British tribes), by far the most civilised are they who dwell in Kent, which is entirely a maritime region, and who differ but little from the Gauls in their customs".


Says it all really

Yup, you're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

[Aceyone]

Julius Caesar landed in Cantium in 55 and 54 BC, the first Roman expeditions to Britain. He recounts in his De Bello Gallico v. 14:

"Ex his omnibus longe sunt humanissimi qui Cantium incolunt, quae regio est maritima omnis, neque multum a Gallica differunt consuetudine."
"Of all these (British tribes), by far the most civilised are they who dwell in Kent, which is entirely a maritime region, and who differ but little from the Gauls in their customs".


Says it all really

Yup, you're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

[Mayfly]

Just what was it the Moody Blues knights in white, sat in?

[Aceyone]

Just what was it the Moody Blues knights in white, sat in?

They can't say anymore !

[Mayfly]

Well it's probably not your first thought as 'it' never reached the end!

[Aceyone]

Well it's probably not your first thought as 'it' never reached the end!

anyway it's Nights not Knights

[Xplumberlives]

Michaela Strachan has just said "we should all keep an eye on our beavers" on Winterwatch on BBC2.

Are they having a bet on what the team can get away with?

[Mackrick]

People who say there aren’t enough hours in the day obviously don’t have kids. It’s night time that has too few hours.

[Aceyone]

None of the " Scottish " band Big Country were born in Scotland

[RLN]

What about Pete Wishart, Derek Forbes and Alan Wishart?

[Aceyone]

What about Pete Wishart, Derek Forbes and Alan Wishart?

I really meant the four main members,Stuart A/Bruce W/ Mark B and Tony B

[RLN]

Just being pedantic.

[Mayfly]

There's a lot it about!

[Aceyone]

Is Birdy Kate Bush's daughter ?