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by **Dawnie** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:03 pm

A Blonde's Year in Review

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of

water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June

Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....

car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour

per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

by **Mayfly** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:04 pm

by **Tom.com** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:14 pm

by **Mackrick** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:53 pm

by **Tom.com** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:57 pm

All the jokes have been funny so far so this might kill it...
they are in my advent calendar

What king do you see every c*******s?

a stoc - king!!!!

where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous???

Holly - wood!!!!!

by **Saracenman** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:11 pm

by **Mackrick** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:15 pm

Saracenman wrote:

by **Tom.com** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:29 pm

Mackrick wrote:
Saracenman wrote:

by **Mackrick** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:05 pm

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by **Saracenman** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:07 pm

Blondes!

by **Mackrick** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:09 pm

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

by **Saracenman** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:14 pm

by **Mackrick** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:16 pm

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by **Dan4th** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:31 pm

I'll have you know that EYE possess the Ultimate Blonde Joke!

Trouble iz, it can't be repeated on a "family friendly" forum.

It is automotive in nature, and I welcome your suggestions as
to how I can relay it without being Permanently Banned from
this space. Of course, there are perhaps some of you who would
consider this to be a GOOD thing.......

I would also hate to see any of you DIE LAUGHING......

Especially Pammy, she is Far Too YOUNG!

(...remember my joke to you, Pammo?....)

Well? Suggestions?

Dan4th

by **Mackrick** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:33 pm

now that has me intrigued ...

How about posing it in wingdings font then we can decode it at our leisure ?

by **Saracenman** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:35 pm



doesn't work

by **Mackrick** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:36 pm

Doh !
Now how am I going to hear this joke....

Hieroglyphics ?

by **Dan4th** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:42 pm

Well, awright, I'll be BRAVE!

Plus, I see Mayfly standing in the wings........

Ban Me If You MUST!

Question: Why do Blondes LURV Adjustable Steering Columns?

Answer: Headroom.

Damned4th