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Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Sploosher » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:43 pm

Just to let you now that whilst I was doing my voluntary bit for a local charity shop, I spotted a couple of new joke books, which if they are still there next week, i will be buying

Be affraid........................ :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Hungry Haggis » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:32 pm

OH NO not mass jokes . =)) =)) =))
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Postby Nickolas » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:51 pm

jokes of mass distraction................
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:28 am

Sploosher wrote:Just to let you now that whilst I was doing my voluntary bit for a local charity shop, I spotted a couple of new joke books, which if they are still there next week, i will be buying

Be affraid........................ :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:




Be warned;

I will find your telephone number and start phoning you at two in the morning until you donate them back to the charity shop! ;)
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Sploosher » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:13 am

Xplumberlives wrote:
Sploosher wrote:Just to let you now that whilst I was doing my voluntary bit for a local charity shop, I spotted a couple of new joke books, which if they are still there next week, i will be buying

Be affraid........................ :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:




Be warned;

I will find your telephone number and start phoning you at two in the morning until you donate them back to the charity shop! ;)



oooooooooooooooooooooh i am trembling in my boots........ :))


I better scan the book first thing when I get it then to be on the safe(ish) side......... :ymdevil:
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:13 pm

Just wait for the telephone calls!
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Sploosher » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:49 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:Just wait for the telephone calls!



that may be calls of praise, as you may like them....................... :D
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:40 pm

Going on your past performance, just how likely do you think that might be?
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Jakspeed » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:47 pm

Hope they're better than the usual jokes you tell.........................!!!!!!!!!!! :p
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Sploosher » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:38 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:Going on your past performance, just how likely do you think that might be?



I think fair to midling might be close.............. :D
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Postby Xplumberlives » Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:50 am

You are the ETERNAL OPTIMIST!
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Sploosher » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:28 am

Xplumberlives wrote:You are the ETERNAL OPTIMIST!


It helps to get through the day................. :))
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Sploosher » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:28 pm

Got my new book last week.................... :D

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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Xplumberlives » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:29 pm

The clue is on the cover!
"All modern aircraft have 4 dimensions: span, length, height and politics.
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby RLN » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:59 pm

Sploosher wrote:Got my new book last week.................... :D

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:(( %-(
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Re: Advanced warning....................!!!!!!!!

Postby Dan4th » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:02 pm

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You could never tell her because you're
so OLD that.........

.......well, YOU know.........

Even with a Medium! :D

D.
I like to do my planning retroactively!
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