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La Bell France

Postby Sploosher » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:15 am

After Quasimodo's death, Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame
sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went
up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day.

Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.

Bishop Thomas was incredulous. 'You have no arms.'

'No matter,' said the man, 'observe!' He then began striking the bells
with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo.

Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.

The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways.

When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?'

'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.'

... Part 2

The next day, despite the sadness of the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you will honour my brother's life by allowing me to replace him as your esteemed bell ringer'.

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

A monk, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

'What has happened? Who is this man?' the monk asked breathlessly.

'I don't know his name', sighed the distraught bishop, but...



.... 'But he's was a dead ringer for his brother'.
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Re: La Belle France

Postby Xplumberlives » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:58 am

G
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TSR-2 simply got the first 3 right. ”
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Re: La Belle France

Postby Aceyone » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:57 pm

AAARRRggghhh ! :))
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Re: La Belle France

Postby Nickolas » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:49 pm

It's at times like this I am glad i'm not a MOD. he'd get barred for stuff like that.............
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Re: La Belle France

Postby Sploosher » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:06 am

Nickolas wrote:It's at times like this I am glad i'm not a MOD. he'd get barred for stuff like that.............



who me............................. :-o
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Re: La Belle France

Postby Xplumberlives » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:57 pm

Yes YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"All modern aircraft have 4 dimensions: span, length, height and politics.
TSR-2 simply got the first 3 right. ”
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Re: La Bell France

Postby Sploosher » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:30 pm

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Re: La Bell France

Postby RLN » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:37 pm

Why would we want to ban him? While we've got Sploosher, it takes the heat off the rest of us. ;) B-)
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Re: La Bell France

Postby Sploosher » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:31 pm

RLN wrote:Why would we want to ban him? While we've got Sploosher, it takes the heat off the rest of us. ;) B-)



I dont mind being cannon fodder............... :))

I am thick skinned after all.............. ;)



or is that thick............. =))
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Re: La Bell France

Postby Xplumberlives » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:32 pm

Sorry, this is just too easy!
"All modern aircraft have 4 dimensions: span, length, height and politics.
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Re: La Bell France

Postby RLN » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:33 pm

Hang on Sploosh....I'll get you a shovel.
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