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Be honest

Postby RLN » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:31 pm

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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Re: Be honest

Postby Mayfly » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:06 pm

How though provoking - the old adage of don't judge a book.......
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Re: Be honest

Postby Mackrick » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:15 pm

Mmmm
Duc, sequere, aut de via decede
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Re: Be honest

Postby Bubbles » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:20 pm

Not wishing to be Mr Grumpy but there's nothing special about that, it's just spinning facts to change the appearance of something.
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Re: Be honest

Postby Mayfly » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:29 am

Of course it is but wasn't that the point?
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