Secret of a long life

[Sploosher]

Longevity Everyone?

Anyone in the autumn of their years pondering their mortality should take heart from the advice given by a tough old cattleman from Jindabyne to his granddaughter.

The secret to a long life, he counselled, was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren,
and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

[Aceyone]

[Dan4th]

She obviously wanted to go
out with a Bang !

Thx. Needed a laff today

Danf.

[Sploosher]

She obviously wanted to go
out with a Bang !

Thx. Needed a laff today

Danf.

your welcome....................