A very sensous lady.................

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A very sensous lady.................

Postby Sploosher » Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:38 pm

Wife asks husband: "Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"

"No." said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband?

"No, no, I haven't" he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
He took the crumpled fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?"

"No, never" he said (while becoming even more aroused and excited).

"Well, take a look in the garage!" she said.

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Re: A very sensous lady.................

Postby Dan4th » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:10 pm

:)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Hope he got to drive it :p

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Re: A very sensous lady.................

Postby Aceyone » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:39 pm

:)) :))
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Re: A very sensous lady.................

Postby Ray C » Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:51 pm

Excellent.... :ymapplause:
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